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• × • B A S I C S • × •
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- Name: Michael "Mikey" Xander
- Single or Taken: In an open, polyamorous relationship
- Gender: Male
- Birthday: October 29th, 1991
- Sign: Scorpio
- Hair Color: Black
- Eye Color: Brownish/greenish
- Height: 6'2" I think
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bisexual
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• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: I don't fucking know, I just buy it
- What are you listening to right now?: Adrenalize by In This Moment
- Who is the last person that called you?: Ashton, asking for bread
- How many buddies are online right now?: 3
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• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
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- Animal/s: Snakes, spiders, pitbulls
- Color: Red, black, blue
- Drink: Alcohol
- Element: Fire
- Food: Mexican anything
- Game: I like a lot
- Movie: House of 1000 Corpses
- Song: No idea
- Subject/s In School: Smoke breaks
- T.V. Series: I don't rly watch TV
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• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Given Anyone A Bath?: No
- Smoked?: Like a motherfucking chimney
- Bungee Jumped?: Want to
- Made Yourself Throw Up?: No thank you
- Skinny Dipped?: A few times
- Ever Been In Love?: Mhm, been in it nice and deep
- Made Yourself Cry To Get Out Of Trouble?: No, I'm not a wimp
- Pictured Your Crush Naked?: Oh hell yes
- Actually Seen Your Crush Naked?: I WISH D:
- Cried When Someone Died?: Yes, very recently
- Lied: Always
- Fallen For Your Best Friend?: I'm dating her =]
- Used Someone?: Yes
- Done Something You Regret?: Indeed
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• × • C U R R E N T • × •
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- Clothes: Underwear, skinny jeans, and that's it ;D
- Desktop Picture: A hot tattooed girl
- CD In Player: One of Pantera's
- DVD In Player: Operation Repo
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• × • F I R S T | P E R S O N • × •
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- You Kissed: A chick named Sharon
- You Crushed On: I hate the word crush. I had a thing for another girl, Tisha
- You Saw Today: I think it was Demi
- To Be Your Best Friend: Shia
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• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
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- You Touched: Myself ;D
- Hugged: I don't remember tbh
- You Kissed: My boyfriend
- You IMed: Idk
- Talk To Online: Cheree
- You Sexed It Up With: Cheree
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• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
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- Understanding?: Not really
- Open-minded?: Not really
- Arrogant?: Yes
- Insecure?: Not at all
- Random?: Not rly
- Hungry?: Always
- Smart?: Haha yeah we'll go with that
- Moody?: Yes
- Organized?: Fuck no
- Shy?: No
- Difficult?: Yes
- Bored Easily?: A bit
- Entertained Easily?: No
- Obsessed?: With whut?
- Lazy?: Very
- Angry?: Sometimes
- Happy?: Sure
- Hyper?: No
- Trusting?: Kinda sorta
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• × • R A N D O M • × •
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- In The Morning I: Fart, go take a shit, and then go back to bed
- Love Is: Stupid
- I Dream About: Sex
- What Do You Notice First In The Sex(es): Chest
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• × • W H O • × •
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- Makes You Laugh: My dumbass friends
- Makes You Smile: My dumbass friends
- Frustrates You: My stupidass friends
- You Can't Go A Day Without Hearing From: I can go a day without talking to anyone
- You Miss: My aunt
- Did You Last Drive With: Ashton
- Do You Really Want To Hear From: My aunt
- Gives You A Funny Feeling When You See Him/Her: A funny feeling being boner, and Tasha
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• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Sit On The Internet All Night Waiting For That Someone Special To IM You?: HAH no
- Wish You Were A Member Of The Opposite Sex?: Maybe. Boobs. Would have them. Boobs.
- Wish You Were Younger?: Nah
- Cry Because Someone Said Something To You?: No
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• × • N U M B E R • × •
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- Of Times I Have Had My Heart Broken?: 0
- Of Facebook Friends: idfk
- Of People You Watch: idfk
- Of Cd's I Own: A lot
- Of Scars On My Body: More than I can count from fights and.....well......sex
Haters Make Me Famous
And I am a fucking rockstar ;D
"Because he spewed brutally honest truth and facts, I'm gonna rage like the pre teen scum I am and find him, comment on all his stuff with my shitty grammar and whining, and that will obviously prove how much better I am than him! If I comment and then block him, I win! Haha!"
Lol, faggots. Faggots everywhere. You're so fucking stupid that it's hilarious. Like, hysterical.
My friends and I are laughing at some slut who tried and failed to one up me today. They agree she should commit suicide ASAP. Nobody would miss her. Why would they? She's garbage. Worthless, jealous garbage. Probably got beat by her dad and
Hey Guess What Arrantist?
This little slut decided to try to lecture me on the fact that I believe, as a smoker, that I can smoke wherever the fuck I want as long as there's no sing saying otherwise.
And so I told her this: (would've sent it right to her, but that little butthurt cunt blocked me. What a loser, quitting a fight like that. What a pussy lmao)
"Lol I don't need more attention, bitch, I already have enough of it.
In my opinion, if you look down on something people enjoy using to relax and unwind, then YOU should be looked down upon.
If I didn't have my cigs, I'd have slapped people like you and gone to jail for it years ago.
Nobody enjoys listening
Devious Journal Entry
Meme Rules:
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you'd never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
1. I ain't changing for NOBODY. Ever. Not what I think, not what I do, nor how I feel. I will never conform to your opinions, your mistakes, or your attitude. So fuck you and have a ni
10 Day Meme Day Nine
Meme Rules:
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you'd never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
1. >:/
2. ;P
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